we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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