it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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