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the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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