By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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