I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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