Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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