im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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