The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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