I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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