dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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