she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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