Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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