we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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