I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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