I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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