How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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