You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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