so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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