i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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