if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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