i may or may not be watching the land before time
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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