if i can run in heels then i can drive
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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