If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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