Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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