Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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