omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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