She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Randomize
