will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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