he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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