No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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