READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
