we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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