i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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