it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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