You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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