Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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