Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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