just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He shit in the fireplace
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