I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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