Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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