You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
