Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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