you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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