i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My ass is underappreciated
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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