wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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