Midget sex pt 2 tonight
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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