She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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