return my video game
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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