he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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