i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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