This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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