honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
