im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Farmville is her only friend.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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