The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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